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Season 5 Episode 8

Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010

Originally broadcast on 09 April 1999
Season 5 Episode 8

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Chrissie Hynde and Josie Lawrence
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Bobby Davro and Tony Hadley

The opening line was: The pop quiz that say Its time to stop all of your sobbing Go on Gwyneth, take your statue and piss off.

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics

Sean’s Team:

AC-DC – Lets get it up

Phill’s Team:

Spandau Ballet – Instinction

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team:

The Doors – Riders on the storm
Altered Images – I could be happy
The Knack – My Sharona

Phill’s Team:

Talk Talk – Lifes what you make it
Suoxie and the Banshees – Puppy house
Soft Cell – Torch

The third game was Identity Parade

Sean’s Team:

Fred Wedlock

1) Fred Wedlock stock and two smoking barrels
2) Fred Chubb Lock
3) Fred Chubby Lock
4) Fred Dreadlock
5) Fred West

Answer 4

Phill’s Team:

Sue Brierley – Spicey Girls

1) Sporty Spice
2) Scary Spice
3) Posh Spice
4) Baby Spice
5) Ginger Spice

Answer 1

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 5 Episode 7

Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010

Originally broadcast on 02 April 1999
Season 5 Episode 7

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Tony Wright and Howard Jones
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Bill Bailey and Grant Nicholas

The opening line was: The pop quiz that say Bring your daughter to the slaughter Dress smart casual, late bar, carriages at two.

No of Rounds Played : 5

The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics

Phill’s Team:

The Pretenders – Brass In Pocket

Sean’s Team:

Fine Your Cannibals – She Drives Me Crazy

The second game was Intros Round

Phill’s Team:

Haircut 100 – Love plus One
The Tampera – Feel it
Roxy Music – Love is the drug

Sean’s Team:

Tight Fit – The Lion sleeps tonight
Bruce Springsteen – Born To Run
Steppenwolf – Born To Be Wild

The third game was Identity Parade

Phill’s Team :

Ian Page – Secret Affair

1) Secret Squirral
2) Secret Passage
3) Trade Secret
4) Rough Trade Secret
5) I’m a secret lemonade drinker

Answer 3

Sean’s Team:

Bob Cotton – The Jets

1) Jumbo Jet
2) Easy Jet
3) Suffragette
4) Jet. oo oo oooo oooo
5) Me because you are going to do the jokes anyway

Answer 4

The forth game was Album Covers

Sean’s Team:

Nirvana – Nevermind
ABC – The Lexicon of Love

Phill’s Team:

The Clash – London Calling
The Beach Boys – Pet Sounds

The fifth game was Next Lines

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Season 5 Episode 6

Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010

Originally broadcast on 26 March 1999
Season 5 Episode 6

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Adam Bloom and Kele Le Roc
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Tom Gray and Toyah Willcox

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says Thank you very much for the Aintree iron but I won’t be purchasing anything from the unibase  catalogue for the rest of the year.

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Freeze Frame

Sean’s Team:

The Fall – Lay of the land

A pantomine cow appears

Phill’s Team:

Bjork – Alarm call

She opens her mouth wide and has lots of sharp teeth

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team:

Kate Bush – Running up that hill
Dion – Run around Sue
REM – The sidewinder sleeps tonight

Phill’s Team:

The Supremes – Baby Love
The Rutts – Babylons burning
Toyah – I want to be free

The third game was Band Names

Sean’s Team:

Wet Wet Wet – From a Scritti Polliti
Sex Pistols -  Named by Malcolm McLaren

Phill’s Team:

Chumbawamba – Comes from an experiment with chimpanzees
Jamiroquai – Put together the name of a tribe of native indians with the word Jam.

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 5 Episode 5

Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010

Originally broadcast on 19 March 1999
Season 5 Episode 5

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Carl Cox and Roy Wood
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by John Hegley and Kate Thornton

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says Get your motor running, head out on the highway then when I tap the dashboard, I want you to do an emergency stop followed by a three point turn.

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Connected

Sean’s Team :

Level 42 & Radiohead – Level 42 took their name from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Radiohead had a hit with Paranoid Android.

Phill’s Team:

Bryan Adams & Keith Moon – Both have their own pubs

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team:

Wham – Young guns
The Smiths – This charming man
Garbage – When I grow up

Phill’s Team:

Human League – Mirror Man
ELO – Living Thing
Bing Crosby  – Well did you ever

The third game was Identity Parade

Phill’s Team :

Eddie Amo – The Real Thing

1) The real thing
2) The surreal thing
3) The thing
4) A many splendid thing
5) Wild thing, Wild thing I think I love you, but I wanna know for sure

Answer 2

Sean’s Team :

Linda Nolan – The Nolans

1) I’m in the mood for dancing
2) I’m in the mood for staring
3) I’m in the mood for knitting
4) I’m in the mood for welding
5) I’m just in a mood

Answer 4

Third appearance of Athelston Williams

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 5 Episode 4

Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010

Originally broadcast on 05 March 1999
Season 5 Episode 4

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Nick Keynes and Meatloaf
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Billie Piper and Rowland Rivron

The opening line was: The pop quiz says “The world is just a great big onion” thanks to amazing developments in genetics modification.

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics

Phill’s Team :

Snow – Informer

Sean’s Team:

Blondie – Rapture

The second game was Intros Round

Phill’s Team :

Elastica – Connection
Fun Boy Three – The lunatics have taken over the asylum
Bonnie Tyler – Holding out of a hero

Sean’s Team :

Nik Kershaw – Don’t let the sun go down on me
Tavares – More than a woman
Billie J Kramer – Little Children

The third game was Freeze Frame

Phill’s Team :

Iron Maiden – Number Of The Beast

The female dancer becomes a werewolf

Sean’s Team:

Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beakie, Mick and Titch – Hold Tight

They start swinging in the swing

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 5 Episode 3

Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010

Originally broadcast on 26 February 1999
Season 5 Episode 3

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Frank Skinner and Leeroy Thornhill
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Rick Wakeman and Paul Godfrey

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “And through it all, she offers me protection”, but I always end up leaving the chemist with Grecen 2000 and man sized tissues.

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Connected Round

Sean’s Team:

Annie Lennox & Javis Cocker – Both were employed as fish preparers

Phill’s Team:

Cyndi Lauper & Jimmy Saville – Both were involved in wrestling

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team:

Motorhead – Ace Of Spades
U2 – Sweetest Thing
Jon & Vangelis – I hear you now

Phill’s Team:

Smokey Robinson – Tracks Of My Tears
Visage – Fade To Grey
Elvis Costello – I don’t want to go to Chelsea

The third game was Identity Parade

Sean’s Team:

Polly Brown – Pickety Witch

1) Polly Brown
2) Ipswich
3) Off Switch
4) Dimmar Switch
5) Switchico Park

Answer 3

Phill’s Team:

Junior Giscombe

1) Junior Choice
2) Junior Disprine
3) Terry and Junior
4) Junior want to know a secret
5) Number 3

Answer 2

Second appearance of Athelston Williams in the lineup

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 5 Episode 2

Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010

Originally broadcast on 19 February 1999
Season 5 Episode 2

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Glen Matlock and Sara Cox
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Faye Tozer and Junior Simpson

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Papa was a Rolling Stone” but he claims was never really married to my mum!

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics

Sean’s Team :

Alannis Morrisette – Thank you

Phill’s Team :

The Skids – Working for the Yankee Dollar

The second game was Intros Round

Phill’s Team :

Beatles – Love Me Do
Cher – Believe
The Cardigans – My favourite game

Sean’s Team :

Lipps Inc – Funky Town
Paper Lace – Billy Don’t Be a Hero
Coolio – Gangsters Paradise

The third game was Identity Parade

Phill’s Team :

Nick Watkinson – The Jags

1) Back of my hand
2) Back of the bus
3) backroom boy
4) wacky baccy
5) Back Igor, back I tell you

Answer 1

Sean’s Team :

Edwin Starr

1) Six Day War
2) Hundred Days War
3) Evelyn Waugh
4) What is it good for
5) Huh, absolutely nothing

Answer 4

First appearance of Athelston Williams in the lineup

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 5 Episode 1

Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010

Originally broadcast on 12 February 1999
Season 5 Episode 1

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Ian Dury and Karen Poole
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Simon Le Bon and Kathy Burke

The opening line was: The pop quiz “Do you think I’m sexy?”, Yeah Rod, sexy yeah, I want the house, the car, you can keep the albums.

No of Rounds Played : 6

The first game was Connected

Sean’s Team:

The Cure & Cliff Richard – Both have disclaimed songs.

Phill’s Team:

Emma Bunton & Ozzy Osbourne – Both have been cautioned for causing light pollution

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team:

Sam & Dave – Soul Man
Minnie Rippington – Loving You
Beautiful South – Perfect 10

Phill’s Team:

Robbie Williams – Millenium
Duran Duran – Planet Earth
Madness – Night boat to Cairo

The third game was Band Names

Sean’s Team :

Buzzcocks – They got their name from the Rock Follies
Gary Numan – Got his name out of the Yellow Pages

Phill’s Team :

LL Cool J – Ladies Love Cool James
Captain Beefheart – A strange uncle would pull out his penis and squeeze it until the end turned purple and he would say it looked like a beefheart!

The forth game was Next Lines

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