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Season 4 Episode 7

Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010

Originally broadcast on 30 December 1998
Season 4 Episode 7

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Rick Wakeman and Mel C
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Natalie Appleton and Huey Morgan

The opening line was:

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics

Sean’s Team :

The Ramones – Sheena was a punk rocker

Phill’s Team :

Bee Gees – Staying Alive

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team :

Martha and the muffins – Echo Beach
Mungo Jerry – In the summertime
The Beatles – Here comes the sun

Phill’s Team :

Wham – Club Tropicana
Style Council – Long Hot Summer
Rolf Harris – Sun arise

The third game was Connected

Sean’s Team :

Beautiful South & Vanilla Ice – Both of them run bicycle shops

Phill’s Team :

Status Quo & Gladys Knight’s Pips – Both are in the ice cream business

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 4 Episode 6

Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010

Originally broadcast on 16 October 1998
Season 4 Episode 6

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Mark Chadwick and Mel Giedroyc
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Jimmy Constable and Arthur Smith

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand. Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man” and why is Isreal in the eurovision song contest anyway?

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Connected

Sean’s Team :

Andrew Lloyd Weber & Billy Idol – Both have married dancers from the dance troop Hot Gossip

Phill’s Team :

Dolly Parton & Pulp – Both are used as punishment for school kids.

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team :

Ben E King – Stand By Me
Garbage – Stupid Girl
Joe Jackson – Is she really going out with him

Phill’s Team :

The Troggs – Wild Thing
Moose T vs Hot and Juicy – I’m horny
Kool and the Gang – Celebration

The third game was Freeze Frame

Sean’s Team :

Presidents of the USA “Peaches” – They get in a fight with ninjas

Phill’s Team :

Manson “Nobodies” – They through a TV out of a window

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 4 Episode 5

Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010

Originally broadcast on 09 October 1998
Season 4 Episode 5

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Mani and Matthew Marsden
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Jah Wobble and Jo Brand

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “I just called to say I love you”, but I bet that isn’t really your picture in the phonebox.

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics

Phil’s Team :

Hazy Fantazi – John Wayne is big leggy

Sean’s Team :

Simple Minds – I promised you a miricle

The second game was Intros Round

Phill’s Team :

Dionne Warwick – Do you know the way to San Jose
Alvin Stardust – My coocachoo
Stone Roses – Fools gold

Sean’s Team :

War – Low Rider
Souxie and the Banshees – Hong Kong Garden
Status Quo – Pictures of Matchstick Men

The third game was Identity Parade

Phil’s Team:

Patrick Jean-Baptise – Ottawan

1) D.I.S.C.O.
2) B.I.N.G.O.
3) B.I.S.T.O.
4) P.I.N.G.U.
5) Allo Allo A Q I C I 8 2 Q B 4 I P

Answer 1

Sean’s Team:

Llmahl

1) Short back and sides
2) Short back and legs
3) Is he or isn’t he?
4) I’m pretty sure he is
5) Something for the weekend

Answer 1

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 4 Episode 4

Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010

Originally broadcast on 02 October 1998
Season 4 Episode 4

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Ken McAlpine and Jayne Middlemiss
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Sean Cullen and Sophie Ellis-Bextor

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Love don’t live here any more” She had to move out when Cobain shot himself.

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Connected

Sean’s Team :

Celine Dion & Frieda from ABBA – Both represented countries other their own at Eurovision

Phil’s Team :

New Model Army & Sandie Shaw – Both were refused entry to the USA due to lack of artistic talent

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team :

The Beatles – I feel fine
Chemical Brothers – Setting Sun
REM – Losing my religionP

hil’s Team :

The Stranglers – Golden Brown
Jackson 5 – I want you back
David Bowie – Ashes to Ashes

The third game was Freeze Frame

Sean’s Team :

Magic Merlin “Just can’t give you up” – he levitates the woman

Phil’s Team :

Mama’s And Papa’s “California Dreaming” – Dancers stand up in the baths and dance

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 4 Episode 3

Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010

Originally broadcast on 25 September 1998
Season 4 Episode 3

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Tom Robinson and Emmy-Kate Montrose
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Neil Hannon and Keith Chegwin

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm wollen mittens” I hate being Lemmy’s tattooist!

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Word Up

Phill’s Team :

All Saints – Bootie Call – Arranging for sex over the phone

Sean’s Team :

Phil Collins – Sussudio – its a mispronounciation of the word studio

The second game was Intros Round

Phill’s Team :

Madonna – Holiday
Duran Duran – Girls on film
Spice Girls – Viva Forever

Sean’s Team :

Smokey Robinson and the Miracles – Tears of a Clown
Flying Lizards – Money
Oasis – Cigerattes and Alcohol

The third game was Identity Parade

Phill’s Team:

Deborah Evans-Strickland – Flying Lizards

1) Your flexable friend
2) Low interest
3) No interest
4) Easy access
5) Instant withdrawl

Answer 1

Sean’s Team:

Kevin Patterson – Fiction Factory

1) Picture of Dorian Grey
2) Picture of Muriel Grey
3) Great Expectations
4) Low Expectations
5) The Hobbit

Answer 4

The forth game was Next Lines

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Season 4 Episode 2

Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010

Originally broadcast on 18 September 1998
Season 4 Episode 2

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Tony Wright and Glenn Gregory
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Bez and Bob Mills

The opening line was: The pop quiz that likes to say “we’re sorry”. As you may have read in some of the papers recently we’ve been accused of being less than welcoming to one of our guests. To give our side of the story we’ve never actually had a model on the show before, so all of us were a little uneasy. And while I don’t think we were actually rude, heaven forfend, I would point out that life on a quiz show may be slightly different to what you’re used to on the catwalk. Never Mind the Buzzcocks, the show that says sorry seems to be the hardest word, whereas “DIE YOU OILY PIG IN A DUNCE HAT!” rolls off the tongue quite nicely!

No of Rounds Played : 5

The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics

Sean’s Team :

Tubeway Army “Are friends electric”

Phill’s Team :

Buster Rhymes “Turn it up, fire it up”

The second game was Intros Round

Sean’s Team :

Stevie Wonder – Masterblaster
KC And the sunshine band – Thats the way I like it
Underworld – Born Slippy

Phill’s Team :

Beach Boys – California Girls
Boney M – Rasputin
Human League – Love Action

The third game was Identity Parade

Sean’s Team :

James Warren – The Corgis

1) Doggy Bag
2) Doggy Style
3) Lassie Come Home
4) Lassie stop shagging my leg
5) You’re my bitch now boy!

Answer 2

Phill’s Team :

Sally Ann Triplett & Stephen Fletcher – Bardo

1) Congratulations
2) Commiserations
3) Waterloo
4) Port-a-loo
5) Oo-Ah just a little bit6) Dana International

Answer 1 & 3

The forth game was Dance Hell

Sean’s Team :

David Bowie – TVC15

Phill’s Team :

Pointer Sisters – Automatic

The fifth game was Next Lines

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Season 4 Episode 1

Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010

Originally broadcast on 11 September 1998
Season 4 Episode 1

Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Chris Moyles and Bill Bailey
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by James Broad and Vic Reeves

The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “We skip the light fandango”, just give us two orders of musaka and a bottle of retsina.

No of Rounds Played : 4

The first game was Connected

Phill’s Team :

Suede & Mickey Dolenz (The Monkees) – Mickey Dolenz used to produce Metal Mickey which was a name of a Suede song

Sean’s Team :

Eddy Grant & Slade – Tony Blair, was made an honourary member of the Slade fan group and once bought a house that had been owned by Eddy Grant

The second game was Intros Round

Phill’s Team :

The Mavericks – Dance the night away
Vic Reeves & Wonderstuff – Dizzy
Black Sabbath – Paranoid

Sean’s Team :

Blondie – Atomic
Iggy Pop – Passengers
George Michael – Careless Whisper

The third game was Identity Parade

Phill’s Team :

Two members of St. Winifreds School Choir

1) St. Winifred
2) St. Ivel
3) St. Pancreas
4) St. Pancreas
5) Saint and Greavesy

Answer 1 & 3

Sean’s Team :

Chip Carpenter & Ollie Moore – Pigbag

1) Porky Pigbag
2) Suckling Pigbag
3) Streaky Bacon
4) Pigs Ear
5) Squeal like a pig for me boy!

Answer 3 & 4

The forth game was Next Lines

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