Archive for the ‘Series 3’ Category
Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 10 April 1998
Season 3 Episode 7
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Mary Ann Hobbs and Jonathan Ross
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Justin Currie and Billy Bragg
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Do you really want to hurt me” because thats an extra fifty quid love.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Connected
Sean’s Team :
Phil Collins & Roy Orbison – Both wives had affairs with handy men.
Phill’s Team :
Chris De Burgh & Mark King (Level 42) – They both had affairs with their kids nannies
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
Roy Orbison – Pretty Woman
The Beatles – All you need is love
Dexy’s Midnight Runners – Jackie Wilson Said
Phill’s Team :
Stevie Wonder – Sir Duke
Los Del Rios – Macarena
Nevermind the buzzcocks theme
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
Tony Borrows – Brotherhood of Man
1) Dasiy Fantasi
2) Lily The Pink
3) Little Weed
4) Clement Freud
5) Ernie Wise
Answer 3
Phill’s Team :
Edison Lighthouse of Edison Lighthouse
1) Who has helped passing Sailors
2) who has been seen tied to a bouy
3) dogger banks
4) dogger style
5) Captain pugwash
Answer 3
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 03 April 1998
Season 3 Episode 6
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Math Priest and Tom Robinson
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Lauren Laverne and Jeff Green
The opening line was: The pop quiz that say “Get your rocks off get your rocks off” The Iranian court has found me not guilty!
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Word Up
Phill’s Team :
Steve Miller Band – The Joker – Pompitous – Is a mishearing of the word pupatous which means erotic paper puppet
Sean’s Team :Marc Bolan – White Swan – Beltane – Is an old English name for 1st of May
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
Moby – James Bond Theme
The Beatles – Back in the USSR
Blondie – Heart Of Glass
Phill’s Team :
Cornershop – Brimful of Asha
U2 – New Years Day
Malcom Mclaren – Double Dutch
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
Dean Freidman
1) Lucky Star
2) Four Star
3) Four STar Unleaded
4) I lost my heart to a starship trooper
5) Ham-star
Answer 1
Phill’s Team :
David Fenton – Vapors
1) The land of the rising sun
2) the land of the fallen arches
3) the land of make believe
4) the land of make do
5) the land that time forgot
Answer 4
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 27 March 1998
Season 3 Episode 5
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Shovell and Rick Witter
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Mark Owen and Richard Morton
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Govinda Jaya Jaya Radha-ramanahari” and a side order of onion bargee please.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Word Up
Phill’s Team:
Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody – Bismillah – Is Arabic for “In the name of God”
Sean’s Team:
The Eagles – Hotel California – Colitas – A low growing flowering shrub that grows in the desert.
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
Adamski feat. Seal – Killer
Pointer Sisters – Jump
Van Halen – Jump
Phill’s Team :
Rolling Stones – Brown Sugar
Oasis – Some Might Say
Temptations – Papa was a rolling stone
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
Charlie Harper – UK Subs
1) UK Sub
2) OK MAgazine
3) HP Sauce
4) HP Payment
5) HM Prison
Answer 2
Phill’s Team :
Wole Roth & Syd Twynham – Liquid Gold
1) Kinky Boots
2) Works in Boots
3) Puss in boots
4) Rick Wakeman………. in boots
5) Leo Sayer
Answer 3 & 5
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 20 March 1998
Season 3 Episode 4
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Louis Eliot and Zoë Ball
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Keith Duffy and Graham Norton
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “We’re living our lives in a gangsters paradise”. We’ve moved to Mallaga with Barbara Windsor.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics
Phill’s Team :
Michael Jackson’s “They don’t care about us”
Sean’s Team : Gabrielle “Dreames”
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
Blur – Girls and Boys
Tammy Wynette – Stand By Your Man
Fun Loving Criminals – Fun Loving Criminals
Phill’s Team :
Sex Pistols – Pretty Vacant
Guns n Roses – Sweet Child O Mine
The Who – Won’t Get Fooled Again
The third game was Identity Parade
Phill’s Team :
Liz Mitchell – Boney M
1) Ma Baker
2) Grandma Baker
3) Horay Horay its a holi-holiday
4) Horay horay its a Billy Holiday
5) She looks like a sugar in a plum
Answer Number 1
Sean’s Team :
Pete Miller & Phil Fursdon – Racey
1) Some girls will
2) most girls won’t
3) one did and regreted it
4) he claims loads have but I don’t believe him
5) she looks like a sugar in a plum
Answer Number 2 & 4
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 13 March 1998
Season 3 Episode 3
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Tony Wright and Toyah Willcox
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Saul Davies and John Moloney
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Papa’s got a brand new bag, but Nicole is still going out with that simpering French ponce!”
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was I fought the law
Sean’s Team :
Shun Ryder appeared in court because
a) because he wrote graffiti in his old school
b) because he left the scene of an accident after driving his car into a Lada driven by a vicar
c) because he didn’t have a television license
Answer B
Phill’s Team :
Whitney Houston was sued by a man because
a) she punched him in the eye and threatened to have him killed
b) she sang the Star Spangled Banner in a way he perceived to be an insult to the flag
c) she had had him fired from his job as hotel receptionist because he refused to walk her dog
Answer A
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
The Undertones – Teenage Kicks
Ultravox – Vienna
Eels – Novocaine for the Soul
Phill’s Team :
T Rex – Jeepster
Sandie Shaw – Puppet on a string
Bryan Ferry – Lets Stick Together
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
Barrie Masters & Paul Gray – Eddie and the Hot Rods
1) Eddie the Eagle
2) Steady Eddie
3) Unsteady Eddie
4) Eddie Waring
5) Eddie Wearing Badly
Number 2 & 3
Phill’s Team :
Andy Leek – Dexy’s Midnight Runners
1) Benny from Crossroads
2) Bill the Burglar
3) Raffles the gentleman thief
4) Raffles the cheap cigarette
5) Raffles on in ten minutes
Number 5
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 06 March 1998
Season 3 Episode 2
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Rick McMurray and Lemmy
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Mani and Richard Fairbrass
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “There is a house in New Orleans, 3 bedrooms, 2 receptions, early viewing strongly recommended”
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was I fought the law
Phill’s Team:
The Clash were arrested for :
a) they stole 8 pillow cases from a hotel
b) ordered a naan bread in a curry house and then blew his nose on it, causing a fight with other diners
c) assualted a journalist by holding him down and writing “White Riot” on his forehead
Answer A
Sean’s Team:
Rod Stewart was sued by a woman for :
a) he sacked her drummer husband making him depressed and impotent
b) he ruined her sex life by kicking a football into the audience and damaging her hand
c) he got her pregnant by having foreplay in the same jacuzzi
Answer B
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
Police – Walking on the moon
Hot Chocolate – You Sexy Thing
Run DMC & Aerosmith – Walk This Way
Phill’s Team :
Deep Purple – Black Night
Right Said Fred – I’m too sexy
Tony Orlando and Dawn – Tie a yellow ribbon
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
Jay Aston – Bucks Fizz
1) Singapore Sling
2) Sex On The Beach
3) Sex Up An Alley
4) Brain Damage
5) What looks like Whiskey Sour
Number 4
Phill’s Team :
John Coghlan – Status Quo
1) Sweet Caroline
2) Whatever You Want
3) Whatevers Left
4) Down Down
5) Down and Out
Number 3
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 27 February 1998
Season 3 Episode 1
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Jonathan Ross and Andrew Roachford
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Cerys Matthews and Donna McPhail
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “The drugs don’t work”. That’s the last time I buy anything from Jack Straws son.
No of Rounds Played : 5
The first game was Freeze Frame
Phill’s Team :
Bruce Springsteen – Dancing in the Dark
The Answer – Courtney Cox is pulled out of the crowd.
Sean’s Team :
Meatloaf – Paradise by the dashboard light
The Answer – He kisses the singer
The second game was Intros
Phill’s Team:
Thin Lizzy – Boys are back in town
Prince – When doves cry
Spice Girls – Spice up your life
Sean’s Team :
Boomtown Rats – I don’t like monday
Rod Stewart – Do you think I’m sexy
2 Unlimited – No Limits
The third game was Connected
Sean’s Team:
The Verve & The move – They have both been forced to give away 100% of their profits from their most famous songs
Phill’s Team:
Nancy Sinatra & Lieutenant Pigeon – Having number ones with their parents
The forth game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team:
Noel Reading
1) Noel Edmonds
2) Noel Gallagher
3) Hey kids just say noel
4) Noel noel theres no limits
5) now then now then now then
Number 4
Phill’s Team:
Rob Woodward – Lieutenant Pigeon
1) Leftenant Pigeon toed
2) Leftenant crows feet
3) Leftenant turkey
4) Leftenant cold turkey
5) Mouldy Old Crow
Number 1
The fifh game was Next Lines
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