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Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010
Originally broadcast on 09 April 1999
Season 5 Episode 8
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Chrissie Hynde and Josie Lawrence
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Bobby Davro and Tony Hadley
The opening line was: The pop quiz that say Its time to stop all of your sobbing Go on Gwyneth, take your statue and piss off.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics
Sean’s Team:
AC-DC – Lets get it up
Phill’s Team:
Spandau Ballet – Instinction
The second game was Intros Round
Sean’s Team:
The Doors – Riders on the storm
Altered Images – I could be happy
The Knack – My Sharona
Phill’s Team:
Talk Talk – Lifes what you make it
Suoxie and the Banshees – Puppy house
Soft Cell – Torch
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team:
Fred Wedlock
1) Fred Wedlock stock and two smoking barrels
2) Fred Chubb Lock
3) Fred Chubby Lock
4) Fred Dreadlock
5) Fred West
Answer 4
Phill’s Team:
Sue Brierley – Spicey Girls
1) Sporty Spice
2) Scary Spice
3) Posh Spice
4) Baby Spice
5) Ginger Spice
Answer 1
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010
Originally broadcast on 02 April 1999
Season 5 Episode 7
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Tony Wright and Howard Jones
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Bill Bailey and Grant Nicholas
The opening line was: The pop quiz that say Bring your daughter to the slaughter Dress smart casual, late bar, carriages at two.
No of Rounds Played : 5
The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics
Phill’s Team:
The Pretenders – Brass In Pocket
Sean’s Team:
Fine Your Cannibals – She Drives Me Crazy
The second game was Intros Round
Phill’s Team:
Haircut 100 – Love plus One
The Tampera – Feel it
Roxy Music – Love is the drug
Sean’s Team:
Tight Fit – The Lion sleeps tonight
Bruce Springsteen – Born To Run
Steppenwolf – Born To Be Wild
The third game was Identity Parade
Phill’s Team :
Ian Page – Secret Affair
1) Secret Squirral
2) Secret Passage
3) Trade Secret
4) Rough Trade Secret
5) I’m a secret lemonade drinker
Answer 3
Sean’s Team:
Bob Cotton – The Jets
1) Jumbo Jet
2) Easy Jet
3) Suffragette
4) Jet. oo oo oooo oooo
5) Me because you are going to do the jokes anyway
Answer 4
The forth game was Album Covers
Sean’s Team:
Nirvana – Nevermind
ABC – The Lexicon of Love
Phill’s Team:
The Clash – London Calling
The Beach Boys – Pet Sounds
The fifth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010
Originally broadcast on 19 March 1999
Season 5 Episode 5
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Carl Cox and Roy Wood
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by John Hegley and Kate Thornton
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says Get your motor running, head out on the highway then when I tap the dashboard, I want you to do an emergency stop followed by a three point turn.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Connected
Sean’s Team :
Level 42 & Radiohead – Level 42 took their name from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Radiohead had a hit with Paranoid Android.
Phill’s Team:
Bryan Adams & Keith Moon – Both have their own pubs
The second game was Intros Round
Sean’s Team:
Wham – Young guns
The Smiths – This charming man
Garbage – When I grow up
Phill’s Team:
Human League – Mirror Man
ELO – Living Thing
Bing Crosby – Well did you ever
The third game was Identity Parade
Phill’s Team :
Eddie Amo – The Real Thing
1) The real thing
2) The surreal thing
3) The thing
4) A many splendid thing
5) Wild thing, Wild thing I think I love you, but I wanna know for sure
Answer 2
Sean’s Team :
Linda Nolan – The Nolans
1) I’m in the mood for dancing
2) I’m in the mood for staring
3) I’m in the mood for knitting
4) I’m in the mood for welding
5) I’m just in a mood
Answer 4
Third appearance of Athelston Williams
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010
Originally broadcast on 26 February 1999
Season 5 Episode 3
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Frank Skinner and Leeroy Thornhill
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Rick Wakeman and Paul Godfrey
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “And through it all, she offers me protection”, but I always end up leaving the chemist with Grecen 2000 and man sized tissues.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Connected Round
Sean’s Team:
Annie Lennox & Javis Cocker – Both were employed as fish preparers
Phill’s Team:
Cyndi Lauper & Jimmy Saville – Both were involved in wrestling
The second game was Intros Round
Sean’s Team:
Motorhead – Ace Of Spades
U2 – Sweetest Thing
Jon & Vangelis – I hear you now
Phill’s Team:
Smokey Robinson – Tracks Of My Tears
Visage – Fade To Grey
Elvis Costello – I don’t want to go to Chelsea
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team:
Polly Brown – Pickety Witch
1) Polly Brown
2) Ipswich
3) Off Switch
4) Dimmar Switch
5) Switchico Park
Answer 3
Phill’s Team:
Junior Giscombe
1) Junior Choice
2) Junior Disprine
3) Terry and Junior
4) Junior want to know a secret
5) Number 3
Answer 2
Second appearance of Athelston Williams in the lineup
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 19, 2010
Originally broadcast on 19 February 1999
Season 5 Episode 2
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Glen Matlock and Sara Cox
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Faye Tozer and Junior Simpson
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Papa was a Rolling Stone” but he claims was never really married to my mum!
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics
Sean’s Team :
Alannis Morrisette – Thank you
Phill’s Team :
The Skids – Working for the Yankee Dollar
The second game was Intros Round
Phill’s Team :
Beatles – Love Me Do
Cher – Believe
The Cardigans – My favourite game
Sean’s Team :
Lipps Inc – Funky Town
Paper Lace – Billy Don’t Be a Hero
Coolio – Gangsters Paradise
The third game was Identity Parade
Phill’s Team :
Nick Watkinson – The Jags
1) Back of my hand
2) Back of the bus
3) backroom boy
4) wacky baccy
5) Back Igor, back I tell you
Answer 1
Sean’s Team :
Edwin Starr
1) Six Day War
2) Hundred Days War
3) Evelyn Waugh
4) What is it good for
5) Huh, absolutely nothing
Answer 4
First appearance of Athelston Williams in the lineup
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010
Originally broadcast on 09 October 1998
Season 4 Episode 5
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Mani and Matthew Marsden
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Jah Wobble and Jo Brand
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “I just called to say I love you”, but I bet that isn’t really your picture in the phonebox.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics
Phil’s Team :
Hazy Fantazi – John Wayne is big leggy
Sean’s Team :
Simple Minds – I promised you a miricle
The second game was Intros Round
Phill’s Team :
Dionne Warwick – Do you know the way to San Jose
Alvin Stardust – My coocachoo
Stone Roses – Fools gold
Sean’s Team :
War – Low Rider
Souxie and the Banshees – Hong Kong Garden
Status Quo – Pictures of Matchstick Men
The third game was Identity Parade
Phil’s Team:
Patrick Jean-Baptise – Ottawan
1) D.I.S.C.O.
2) B.I.N.G.O.
3) B.I.S.T.O.
4) P.I.N.G.U.
5) Allo Allo A Q I C I 8 2 Q B 4 I P
Answer 1
Sean’s Team:
Llmahl
1) Short back and sides
2) Short back and legs
3) Is he or isn’t he?
4) I’m pretty sure he is
5) Something for the weekend
Answer 1
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010
Originally broadcast on 25 September 1998
Season 4 Episode 3
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Tom Robinson and Emmy-Kate Montrose
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Neil Hannon and Keith Chegwin
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm wollen mittens” I hate being Lemmy’s tattooist!
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Word Up
Phill’s Team :
All Saints – Bootie Call – Arranging for sex over the phone
Sean’s Team :
Phil Collins – Sussudio – its a mispronounciation of the word studio
The second game was Intros Round
Phill’s Team :
Madonna – Holiday
Duran Duran – Girls on film
Spice Girls – Viva Forever
Sean’s Team :
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles – Tears of a Clown
Flying Lizards – Money
Oasis – Cigerattes and Alcohol
The third game was Identity Parade
Phill’s Team:
Deborah Evans-Strickland – Flying Lizards
1) Your flexable friend
2) Low interest
3) No interest
4) Easy access
5) Instant withdrawl
Answer 1
Sean’s Team:
Kevin Patterson – Fiction Factory
1) Picture of Dorian Grey
2) Picture of Muriel Grey
3) Great Expectations
4) Low Expectations
5) The Hobbit
Answer 4
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010
Originally broadcast on 18 September 1998
Season 4 Episode 2
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Tony Wright and Glenn Gregory
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Bez and Bob Mills
The opening line was: The pop quiz that likes to say “we’re sorry”. As you may have read in some of the papers recently we’ve been accused of being less than welcoming to one of our guests. To give our side of the story we’ve never actually had a model on the show before, so all of us were a little uneasy. And while I don’t think we were actually rude, heaven forfend, I would point out that life on a quiz show may be slightly different to what you’re used to on the catwalk. Never Mind the Buzzcocks, the show that says sorry seems to be the hardest word, whereas “DIE YOU OILY PIG IN A DUNCE HAT!” rolls off the tongue quite nicely!
No of Rounds Played : 5
The first game was Indecipherable Lyrics
Sean’s Team :
Tubeway Army “Are friends electric”
Phill’s Team :
Buster Rhymes “Turn it up, fire it up”
The second game was Intros Round
Sean’s Team :
Stevie Wonder – Masterblaster
KC And the sunshine band – Thats the way I like it
Underworld – Born Slippy
Phill’s Team :
Beach Boys – California Girls
Boney M – Rasputin
Human League – Love Action
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
James Warren – The Corgis
1) Doggy Bag
2) Doggy Style
3) Lassie Come Home
4) Lassie stop shagging my leg
5) You’re my bitch now boy!
Answer 2
Phill’s Team :
Sally Ann Triplett & Stephen Fletcher – Bardo
1) Congratulations
2) Commiserations
3) Waterloo
4) Port-a-loo
5) Oo-Ah just a little bit6) Dana International
Answer 1 & 3
The forth game was Dance Hell
Sean’s Team :
David Bowie – TVC15
Phill’s Team :
Pointer Sisters – Automatic
The fifth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 14, 2010
Originally broadcast on 11 September 1998
Season 4 Episode 1
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Chris Moyles and Bill Bailey
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by James Broad and Vic Reeves
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “We skip the light fandango”, just give us two orders of musaka and a bottle of retsina.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Connected
Phill’s Team :
Suede & Mickey Dolenz (The Monkees) – Mickey Dolenz used to produce Metal Mickey which was a name of a Suede song
Sean’s Team :
Eddy Grant & Slade – Tony Blair, was made an honourary member of the Slade fan group and once bought a house that had been owned by Eddy Grant
The second game was Intros Round
Phill’s Team :
The Mavericks – Dance the night away
Vic Reeves & Wonderstuff – Dizzy
Black Sabbath – Paranoid
Sean’s Team :
Blondie – Atomic
Iggy Pop – Passengers
George Michael – Careless Whisper
The third game was Identity Parade
Phill’s Team :
Two members of St. Winifreds School Choir
1) St. Winifred
2) St. Ivel
3) St. Pancreas
4) St. Pancreas
5) Saint and Greavesy
Answer 1 & 3
Sean’s Team :
Chip Carpenter & Ollie Moore – Pigbag
1) Porky Pigbag
2) Suckling Pigbag
3) Streaky Bacon
4) Pigs Ear
5) Squeal like a pig for me boy!
Answer 3 & 4
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 10 April 1998
Season 3 Episode 7
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Mary Ann Hobbs and Jonathan Ross
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Justin Currie and Billy Bragg
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Do you really want to hurt me” because thats an extra fifty quid love.
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was Connected
Sean’s Team :
Phil Collins & Roy Orbison – Both wives had affairs with handy men.
Phill’s Team :
Chris De Burgh & Mark King (Level 42) – They both had affairs with their kids nannies
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
Roy Orbison – Pretty Woman
The Beatles – All you need is love
Dexy’s Midnight Runners – Jackie Wilson Said
Phill’s Team :
Stevie Wonder – Sir Duke
Los Del Rios – Macarena
Nevermind the buzzcocks theme
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
Tony Borrows – Brotherhood of Man
1) Dasiy Fantasi
2) Lily The Pink
3) Little Weed
4) Clement Freud
5) Ernie Wise
Answer 3
Phill’s Team :
Edison Lighthouse of Edison Lighthouse
1) Who has helped passing Sailors
2) who has been seen tied to a bouy
3) dogger banks
4) dogger style
5) Captain pugwash
Answer 3
The forth game was Next Lines
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