Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 13 March 1998
Season 3 Episode 3
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Tony Wright and Toyah Willcox
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Saul Davies and John Moloney
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “Papa’s got a brand new bag, but Nicole is still going out with that simpering French ponce!”
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was I fought the law
Sean’s Team :
Shun Ryder appeared in court because
a) because he wrote graffiti in his old school
b) because he left the scene of an accident after driving his car into a Lada driven by a vicar
c) because he didn’t have a television license
Answer B
Phill’s Team :
Whitney Houston was sued by a man because
a) she punched him in the eye and threatened to have him killed
b) she sang the Star Spangled Banner in a way he perceived to be an insult to the flag
c) she had had him fired from his job as hotel receptionist because he refused to walk her dog
Answer A
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
The Undertones – Teenage Kicks
Ultravox – Vienna
Eels – Novocaine for the Soul
Phill’s Team :
T Rex – Jeepster
Sandie Shaw – Puppet on a string
Bryan Ferry – Lets Stick Together
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
Barrie Masters & Paul Gray – Eddie and the Hot Rods
1) Eddie the Eagle
2) Steady Eddie
3) Unsteady Eddie
4) Eddie Waring
5) Eddie Wearing Badly
Number 2 & 3
Phill’s Team :
Andy Leek – Dexy’s Midnight Runners
1) Benny from Crossroads
2) Bill the Burglar
3) Raffles the gentleman thief
4) Raffles the cheap cigarette
5) Raffles on in ten minutes
Number 5
The forth game was Next Lines
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Posted by welshrogue on January 9, 2010
Originally broadcast on 06 March 1998
Season 3 Episode 2
Hosted by Mark Lamarr
Captain Phill Jupitus was joined by Rick McMurray and Lemmy
Captain Sean Hughes was joined by Mani and Richard Fairbrass
The opening line was: The pop quiz that says “There is a house in New Orleans, 3 bedrooms, 2 receptions, early viewing strongly recommended”
No of Rounds Played : 4
The first game was I fought the law
Phill’s Team:
The Clash were arrested for :
a) they stole 8 pillow cases from a hotel
b) ordered a naan bread in a curry house and then blew his nose on it, causing a fight with other diners
c) assualted a journalist by holding him down and writing “White Riot” on his forehead
Answer A
Sean’s Team:
Rod Stewart was sued by a woman for :
a) he sacked her drummer husband making him depressed and impotent
b) he ruined her sex life by kicking a football into the audience and damaging her hand
c) he got her pregnant by having foreplay in the same jacuzzi
Answer B
The second game was Intros
Sean’s Team :
Police – Walking on the moon
Hot Chocolate – You Sexy Thing
Run DMC & Aerosmith – Walk This Way
Phill’s Team :
Deep Purple – Black Night
Right Said Fred – I’m too sexy
Tony Orlando and Dawn – Tie a yellow ribbon
The third game was Identity Parade
Sean’s Team :
Jay Aston – Bucks Fizz
1) Singapore Sling
2) Sex On The Beach
3) Sex Up An Alley
4) Brain Damage
5) What looks like Whiskey Sour
Number 4
Phill’s Team :
John Coghlan – Status Quo
1) Sweet Caroline
2) Whatever You Want
3) Whatevers Left
4) Down Down
5) Down and Out
Number 3
The forth game was Next Lines
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